This Is Not An April Fool's Joke

Today I announce something absurd. It might even make you exhale sharply through your nose as you read it.

This thing I announce is something pointless, ridiculous, but maybe believable by the most gullible among us.

I spent an unreasonable amount of time putting this announcement together to be read by half a dozen people and then promptly forgotten.

Then I go out of my way to say that it's not an April Fool's joke because I think it'll make it even more amusing. Yet all it does is cause people detached retinas from rolling their eyes aggressively.

The best (or worst) part is that this satire on an April's Fool Joke post is just as bad as an April Fool's joke post itself. We've gone meta.